{"product_id":"will-to-live","title":"Will To Live","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRest in pieces, motivation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public service announcement for anyone who’s ever opened their eyes on a Monday (or Tuesday… or honestly any day after 2020) and immediately decided adulting could wait another lifetime. This cracked, weather-beaten granite wannabe sports the most \"original\" epitaph since sliced bread gave up: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHERE LIES MY WILL TO LIVE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShocking, we know—no dates because who has time to mourn something that died quietly during the third Zoom of the day in 2021 and never bothered to RSVP back. Burnout? Adorable. Soul-crushing meetings? Groundbreaking. Embracing full crypt-keeper mode while the rest of the world pretends to have their shit together? Chef’s kiss. This is peak dark-humor therapy for people who’ve already Googled “is it too late to become a houseplant” unironically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium outdoor-grade vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – thick enough to survive your life choices, blizzards, mystery car-wash chemicals, and the occasional rage-tear\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWeatherproof, waterproof, and scratch resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e– it’ll still be here mocking you long after your will to live has ghosted harder than your group-chat plans\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePrecision cut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e - even with those signature jagged cracks and uneven edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eEasy bubble-free application\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e – reposition-able until it decides, like you, that it’s staying right here forever\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e~2in - for that perfect \"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eplease lower me into the ground already energy\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBorn around the time you still believed in “self-care Sundays,” it officially flatlined on [insert literally any Tuesday in the last three years], and is survived by an unholy trinity of caffeine, spite, and notifications you’ll never answer. If your will to live is already six feet under and pushing up daisies, stop pretending and make it official—limited stock, because motivation isn’t the only thing running low around here. Ideal gift for your most burnt-out friend, that sibling who communicates exclusively in lowercase and sighs, the coworker who’s one Teams message away from spontaneous combustion, or anyone whose default reply has been “I’m fine” for the past 18 months straight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAdd to cart before you lose the will to click “buy.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peel and Pop Grafix","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48184695914736,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/8577\/8928\/files\/Hereliesmywilltolive_1.png?v=1777765545","url":"https:\/\/peelandpopgrafix.com\/products\/will-to-live","provider":"Peel and Pop Grafix","version":"1.0","type":"link"}