Please Be Patient, I'm From The 1900s

"Please Be Patient, I'm From The 1900s" Retro Computer Sticker

Tired of explaining why you still use complete sentences in texts and think "LOL" is pushing it? Slap this gloriously sarcastic vintage sticker on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead and let the world know: you're not slow, you're a limited-edition classic.

Perfect for our elder millennials, proud Gen X survivors, and anyone who remembers when buffering took actual patience (and a dial-up tone that still haunts your nightmares).

•  Size: Big enough to trigger "zoomers" from across the room  
•  Vibe: 56% nostalgia, 44% passive aggression  
• Durability: Will outlast your will to explain what a floppy disk is

Warning: May cause spontaneous stories about "walking to school uphill both ways" and "paying $400 for a 1GB hard drive." Use responsibly.