Avocado Cowboy

"Cowboy Avocado" Cute Western Guac Sticker

Howdy, partner! Meet the most adorably delusional fruit in the West: an avocado who thinks it's a rootin'-tootin' cowboy because someone slapped a hat on it and called it "ranch dressing material."

Perfect for anyone whose personality is 50% wholesome, 50% "I will fight you over the last chip," and 100% convinced they're tougher than they look.

Stick this little green gunslinger on your laptop, water bottle, or therapist's clipboard to declare: Yes, I'm soft on the inside, but mess with my brunch plans and you'll see the pit.

• Size: Big enough to make people say "aww" right before they steal your guac
• Material: Tougher than avocado toast prices

Warning: May cause spontaneous outbursts of "Yee-haw" followed by immediate regret. Not actually from Texas. Still demands respect.