Save The Turtles

Equal parts environmental activism and unhinged humor. Whether you’re raising awareness for ocean conservation or just letting the world know your stance on protection(of any kind), this turtle has your back. Because who needs protection when you have principles.

• One noble sea turtle who’s seen some things and is silently judging you 
• Guaranteed to make marine biologists weep gently into their reef safe sunscreen
• Premium vinyl - waterproof, scratch proof, 100% regret resistant 
• Sticks stronger than the mixed signals you keep getting
• Approximately 2 inches - little enough to be subtle, large enough to be subtle

Perfect for people who cry about plastic straws but refuse to wrap it up. Put it on hydro flasks, laptops, beat up Subarus, or that one ex who still thinks "pulling out" is a personality trait.

Slap it on, save some turtles, live raw.