Cow Tongue

Look at this precious little idiot. Meet the cow that lost a staring contest with a fence post and still thinks it won. Tongue fully developed, brain on permanent vacation, living proof that sometimes evolution just says "nah, send it."

• The sweetest face that has ever forgotten how legs work
• Tongue longer than it’s attention span 
• Has no idea what’s happening but still vibing
• Approximately 2 inches of premium waterproof vinyl that survives cow licks, toddler licks, and your own questionable decisions 
• Sticks harder than this cow to the electric fence it definitely touched twice

Perfect for anyone whose emotional support animal is clearly this cow.

Be honest: you didn’t choose the blepp life. The blepp life chose you.