Suck It Up

This isn’t a beverage. It’s emotional exposure therapy in sticker form. The ideal design for moms who’ve upgraded from juice boxes to truth serum, anyone whose daily cardio is carrying the emotional baggage of ten grown adults, and that one coworker who cries in the bathroom every time Mercury is in retrograde. Participation trophies are for quitters and this juice box doesn’t do coddling.

• Vibrant enough to trigger Karens from across the room
• Laminated for extra durability - feelings are fragile but this sticker isn’t 
• Approximately 2 inches of waterproof vinyl - tears of the "professional" victim in your life roll right off
• Sticks harder than the friends trying to stage an intervention for your unapologetic passive-aggression 

Slap it on and watch people suddenly remember they left the stove on in 2009. The buttercup alone has ended more pity parties than a power outage at a gender reveal. Side effects include: instant backbone installation, immunity to sob stories, and the ability to say "not my circus, not my crying monkeys" without blinking.

Suck it up Buttercup - now available in "I’m not mad, just disappointed" flavor.