Don't Be A Sucker

Picture this: Two smug, glossy lollipops doing "nope" arms like bouncers at a club you’re never getting in to. Perfect for anyone who’s done with the games, the manipulation, and the sweet talking.

• Playful yet savage energy - guaranteed to start conversations and end delusions 
• Pairs beautifully with RBF and an unwavering commitment to self-respect 
• Approximately 2 inches of premium waterproof vinyl - proven to survive all the sweet nothings that are probably being told to at least three other people 
• Sticks like that one leech who keeps sending "you awake?" texts at 3am

This isn’t a suggestion. It’s a public service announcement for everyone who’s tired of being the snack in somebody else’s parasitic buffet. Go ahead and set those boundaries, call out the BS, and remind the world that you’re no one’s fool.

Don't be a sucker. Be a statement.