Lighter

Congratulations on achieving peak delusion with this masterpiece: a classic Bic-style lighter emblazoned with a delicate blue butterfly peacefully chilling on a blade of grass, as if the universe needed a visual aid for “ignorance is bliss” right before everything bursts into flames.

This little icon captures the essence of false hope – that tiny butterfly, blissfully unaware it’s perched on an instrument of combustion, delicately balanced on grass that’s about to go up in flames the second you spark it.

• Makes you feel briefly connected to nature while you literally burn things
• ~2 inches of concentrated “what were they thinking?”
• Classic lighter design for those who miss when vices felt classy
• Waterproof and scratch-resistance, outlasting the butterfly’s entire ecosystem
• Premium vinyl that won’t burn (unlike everything else here)
• So peacefully doomed you’ll almost believe nothing’s on fire

Perfect for slapping on your actual lighter (for maximum irony), your vape (to maintain the illusion of harmlessness), your laptop (so your late-night spirals look artsy), or your phone (because nothing says “I’m fine” like decorative arson symbolism). It’s not just a sticker – it’s performance art about denial.

Warning: May induce profound eye-rolling, sudden urges to journal about why we romanticize things that literally destroy beauty, or the realization that you’re actively participating in the joke. Known side effects include chain-smoking, fake-deep captions, and buying matches as backup. Use at your own flammable risk.