Love Bites

Oh, look at you – ready to declare your undying (literally) devotion with this sticker. It’s the ultimate accessory for people whose idea of romance involves fangs, drama, and a side of emotional vampirism. Plump, glossy red lips dripping with shine, fangs out and proud, smirking like they know exactly how much trouble you’re about to cause. Below, in deliciously dramatic gothic script: “Love Bites.” Subtle? Never heard of her.

This isn’t for the vanilla crowd who think love is holding hands and sharing playlists. No, darling. This is for the ones who think love should leave marks, preferably permanent ones. Why whisper sweet nothings when you can remind everyone that affection comes with consequences.

• Premium glossy vinyl that gleams like you spent an hour perfecting that “just bitten” look
• Waterproof and scratch-resistant – survives rain, rage-quits, and regrettable decisions
• Applies smoother than your ex’s lies; removes cleaner than they ever did
• ~2in - discreet enough for plausible deniability, large enough to say subtlety is dead
• Zero residue – unlike the emotional baggage you gift so freely

Paste it where everyone can see: love hurts, darling – and this sticker makes sure they know you enjoy it. Perfect for anti-Valentine’s warriors, professional heart-breakers, goth icons who peaked in 2008 but never recovered, and anyone whose love language is “haunt me forever.” Stick it on your mirror for daily affirmations, your phone for constant reminders, or your therapist’s notebook (they’ll get the hint).

You absolute monster. We salute you.