Love is in the Air

Oh sure, love is in the air… right alongside the pollen, exhaust fumes, and the lingering stench of your ex’s “I’m just not ready for a label” speech. Spare me. Protect yourself with this gloriously sarcastic hot-pink gas mask sticker, featuring heart-shaped eyes that scream “I’m in love!” (or possibly “I’m hallucinating from toxic fumes—hard to tell”).

Billowing clouds of weaponized cotton-candy fumes and floating hearts mockingly declare “Love is in the air” like a biohazard warning written in glitter pen. Perfect for anyone who’s been ghosted, enjoys watching rom-coms through a hazmat filter, or just generally allergic to Valentine’s Day propaganda.

• Edges sharper than the comeback you wish you’d sent three days later.
• Waterproof, scratch-resistant vinyl that outlasts most relationships (and definitely your last situationship).
• Sickeningly sweet bubblegum pink so cute it’s basically emotional warfare.
• Approximately 2 inches – loud enough to announce your cynicism without saying a word.
• Strong adhesive backing that sticks better than that one person who won’t stop texting “wyd?” at 2 AM.

Perfect for slapping on your laptop, thermos, or the bumper of your getaway car. Whether you’re dodging Valentine’s Day like it’s airborne contagion or just here for the toxic romance aesthetic, this sticker has your back (and your lungs).

Good luck breathing out there, darlings. The air quality is straight-up hazardous.