Love Spurt

Get ready to make absolutely everyone uncomfortable in the funniest way possible with this sticker. Because nothing says romance like a dramatic splash that looks exactly as subtle as your last situationship.

• Zero warming, completely shameless, and maximum splatter
• 100% chaotic, slightly unhinged energy 
• Approximately 2 inches of bold black ink that screams "I have attachment issues and I’m proud"
• Premium waterproof vinyl - easy to clean for those accidental messes
• Sticks harder than that trauma bond you’re still denying

Slap it on your laptop, journal, or water bottle and watch coworkers slowly back away. Nothing says "I’m emotionally stable" like announcing your affection comes at the velocity of a shaken soda can.

We aren’t here for wholesome Hallmark energy. We’re here for honesty…in spurts.