Lucky in Love

Oh bless your heart, still rolling the dice on love like February hasn’t personally curb-stomped your dignity every single year since you were old enough to know better. We’re all so proud.

These hot-pink D6s are studded with deep red hearts instead of numbers because fate clearly needed a cutesy glow-up to mock you harder. Every single face is just staring at you with the same condescending heart, like it’s personally offended you haven’t learned your lesson yet. Tailor-made for people who’ve collected more ghostings than critical hits, who’ve turned red-flag spotting into an Olympic sport, and who view Valentine’s Day as an annual personal attack that deserves its own warning label.

• Bubblegum pink so obnoxiously adorable it should require a signed waiver and a therapist on speed dial
• Waterproof, scratch-resistant vinyl that’ll outlive every “I promise I’ll text back” lie you’ve swallowed
• Glossy finish so shiny it reflects your questionable life choices back at you in high definition
• Adhesive clingier than that situationship still double-tapping your stories at 3 a.m. like they’re auditioning for a stalker role
• ~2 inches of premium “I’m thriving (my bank account, sleep schedule, and sanity all disagree)” delusion

Plaster these on your laptop, dice bag, hydro flask, or car hood so the world knows your love life is pure RNG and questionable life choices. Whether you’re swerving Cupid like he’s got warrants or curating the ultimate “romance is a scam and I’m the punchline” aesthetic, this sticker is here to give a slow clap for every trainwreck you’re about to engineer.

Good luck, you spectacular, self-aware catastrophe. The dice are weighted, the house always wins, and it’s cackling in pink.