Melted Smiley

For the days when "I’m fine" looks like a hostage video and your last functioning brain cell has just slid down your cheek and vanished into the carpet. This is what happens when a smiley face tries therapy, gets ghosted by it’s therapist, and stress eats an entire sheet cake in one sitting.

• Smiling so hard it’s literally dripping off the face
• Official mascot of burnout, 3am existential crises, and "ha ha, I’m dead inside" group chats
• Premium waterproof vinyl - survives coffee spills and nervous breakdowns 
• Sticks better than the trauma you’re definitely not processing and the will to live on Monday
• Approximately 2 inches of warning label for everyone around you

Slap it on your laptop or emotional support tumbler and watch coworkers whisper "Is Linda okay?"

Spoiler: Linda is not okay. Linda is liquid. Linda is one email away from becoming soup.