Mood Ring

This is the perfect accessory for anyone whose resting expression already does the emotional heavy lifting 24/7. Why bother with color-changing rocks when your eyebrows broadcast "keep talking, I dare you" in glorious HD?

• Sassy nostalgia - classic 90’s mood ring vibes meet modern exhaustion 
• Zero buffering - face updates faster than your mood ring ever could
• Brutally honest - politely informs civilians: one more "you look tired" and I bite
• Premium waterproof vinyl - survives coffee spills and passive-aggressive tears
• Pocket sized warning label - approximately 2 inches of ‘approach at your own risk’ energy 

Slap this on your water bottle, laptop, or anything that doesn’t deserve your customer service smile.

It’s honest. It’s relatable. It’s basically free emotional disclosure.