Not In A Row
Not In A Row
Please give a warm welcome to the new patron saint of hot messes: a sassy little duck who looked at the phrase “get your ducks in a row," flipped it the bird(well, wing), and waddled off to live it’s best chaotic life. He’s seen your to-do list. He knows it hasn’t changed in the last 6 months. He approves.
- Zero ducks given - professionally printed side-eye strong enough to make your boss reconsider that 9am meeting
- Waterproof - survives a dip in the pond, tears, and the occasional regret shower
- Scratch resistant - Laughs in the face of keys, cats, and your last functioning brain cell
- Approximately 2 inches of concentrated chaos - The legally allowed maximum of sarcasm per square inch
- Peel and stick therapy - Cheaper than a counselor and twice as honest about your life choices
It’s the perfect embodiment of when someone asks you how your five-year plan is going and you answer "bold of you to assume I have a five-day plan." Stick this adorable feathered menace on the laptop that’s being held together with hope and three other stickers, the water bottle that’s 40% backwash, or anywhere you need to announce “Yes, I’m aware everything’s on fire. The duck told me it’s fine."
Your ducks aren’t in a row. Your ducks are playing hide-and-seek and winning. Deal with it.
Shipping
Peel and Pop Grafix is based in Salt Lake City, Utah. We proudly ship our high-quality vinyl graphics and decals across the United States.
Shipping Schedule
All orders are shipped on Monday.
• Orders placed by 12:00 PM MST on Saturday will be shipped on the upcoming Monday.
• Orders placed after 12:00 PM MST on Saturday will be shipped on the following Monday.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
We ship via USPS First Class Mail.
Estimated delivery is 1–5 business days after shipping.
Note: Shipping times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. Delays can occur due to carrier issues, weather, or high-volume periods (especially during holidays).
Shipping Costs
• Shipping is free on all orders up to 20 items.
• For orders with more than 20 items, shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on size, weight, and destination.
Shipping Address
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We cannot be held responsible for packages shipped to an incorrect address provided by the customer. If you need to change your address after placing an order, please contact us immediately (within 1 hour of ordering is best).
Damaged Packages
• If your package arrives damaged, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos of the damage and packaging. We will work with you to resolve the issue (replacement or refund).
Holiday & Peak Season Shipping
During busy seasons (Black Friday, holidays, etc.), shipping times may be slightly longer. We recommend placing orders early to ensure timely delivery.
Questions?
If you have any questions about shipping, feel free to contact us at:
peelandpopgrafix@gmail.com
We appreciate your business and work hard to get your Peel and Pop Grafix to you as quickly and safely as possible!
Return policy
We pour our heart, soul, and way too much coffee into every decal, sticker, and graphic we make. Once your Peel and Pop creation leaves our shop, it’s basically family. But like that one cousin who shows up unannounced… sometimes things don’t work out.
Here’s the deal:
• Returns accepted within 7 days of delivery… but only if the item is unpeeled, unpopped, and still in its original packaging looking brand new. If it’s been stuck to anything (your car, laptop, water bottle, ex’s forehead, etc.), it’s yours forever. No take-backs.
• Custom orders? Cute. Those are final sale. You picked the design, font, color, and exact placement of that tiny sarcastic quote — we’re not undoing your vision just because you changed your mind.
• Damaged or defective items: We’ll make it right. Send us a clear photo of the tragedy within 48 hours of receiving it and we’ll replace it faster than you can say “peel and pop.” (Actual tragedies only — “I decided neon green was a mistake” doesn’t count.)
• Wrong size/color? That one’s on you, champ. Double-check your measurements and selections before hitting “submit.” We’re artists, not mind readers.
• All returns, refunds, and exchanges are at the sole discretion of the Peel and Pop Grafix team. We reserve the right to deny any return that feels off, suspicious, or just plain unreasonable. Bonus points if you’re polite — we’re much more likely to help when you’re not disrespectful or acting entitled. Kindness goes a long way; rudeness gets you a polite “no thanks” and a link to our FAQ.
• Shipping costs are non-refundable. Because the post office doesn’t care about your regrets.
Basically: Think before you stick. Measure twice, peel once. And if you’re still not happy after that… well, at least your laptop will look cool while you’re silently judging our policy.
Questions? Email us at peelandpopgrafix@gmail.com (we promise to reply with only mild sarcasm).
Thanks for shopping small and sticking with us!
— The Peel and Pop Grafix Team