Cherries

When your water bottle, laptop, or entire personality is giving "beige toast" and you need an emergency injection of unhinged cheer. Enter these two aggressively adorable cherries, showing up like they just heard someone say that fruit can’t have superiority complexes.

• Obnoxiously cute - bright red, shiny, and judging you silently 
• Built-in attitude - leaves tilted like they’re rolling their tiny eyes
• Premium waterproof vinyl - survives hydro flask abuse, jealous roommates, and existential crises
• Instant vibe fix - radiates "we get it, we’re adorable" energy 24/7

Slap them on anything that needs to pretend it’s having a great day and watch it develop main-character energy.

Cherries: because even produce can fake it better than you.