Will To Live
Will To Live
Rest in pieces, motivation.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public service announcement for anyone who’s ever opened their eyes on a Monday (or Tuesday… or honestly any day after 2020) and immediately decided adulting could wait another lifetime. This cracked, weather-beaten granite wannabe sports the most "original" epitaph since sliced bread gave up: HERE LIES MY WILL TO LIVE.
Shocking, we know—no dates because who has time to mourn something that died quietly during the third Zoom of the day in 2021 and never bothered to RSVP back. Burnout? Adorable. Soul-crushing meetings? Groundbreaking. Embracing full crypt-keeper mode while the rest of the world pretends to have their shit together? Chef’s kiss. This is peak dark-humor therapy for people who’ve already Googled “is it too late to become a houseplant” unironically.
- Premium outdoor-grade vinyl – thick enough to survive your life choices, blizzards, mystery car-wash chemicals, and the occasional rage-tear
- Weatherproof, waterproof, and scratch resistant– it’ll still be here mocking you long after your will to live has ghosted harder than your group-chat plans
- Precision cut - even with those signature jagged cracks and uneven edges.
- Easy bubble-free application – reposition-able until it decides, like you, that it’s staying right here forever
- ~2in - for that perfect "please lower me into the ground already energy"
Born around the time you still believed in “self-care Sundays,” it officially flatlined on [insert literally any Tuesday in the last three years], and is survived by an unholy trinity of caffeine, spite, and notifications you’ll never answer. If your will to live is already six feet under and pushing up daisies, stop pretending and make it official—limited stock, because motivation isn’t the only thing running low around here. Ideal gift for your most burnt-out friend, that sibling who communicates exclusively in lowercase and sighs, the coworker who’s one Teams message away from spontaneous combustion, or anyone whose default reply has been “I’m fine” for the past 18 months straight.
Add to cart before you lose the will to click “buy.”
Shipping
Peel and Pop Grafix is based in Salt Lake City, Utah. We proudly ship our high-quality vinyl graphics and decals across the United States.
Shipping Schedule
All orders are shipped on Monday.
• Orders placed by 12:00 PM MST on Saturday will be shipped on the upcoming Monday.
• Orders placed after 12:00 PM MST on Saturday will be shipped on the following Monday.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
We ship via USPS First Class Mail.
Estimated delivery is 1–5 business days after shipping.
Note: Shipping times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. Delays can occur due to carrier issues, weather, or high-volume periods (especially during holidays).
Shipping Costs
• Shipping is free on all orders up to 20 items.
• For orders with more than 20 items, shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on size, weight, and destination.
Shipping Address
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We cannot be held responsible for packages shipped to an incorrect address provided by the customer. If you need to change your address after placing an order, please contact us immediately (within 1 hour of ordering is best).
Damaged Packages
• If your package arrives damaged, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos of the damage and packaging. We will work with you to resolve the issue (replacement or refund).
Holiday & Peak Season Shipping
During busy seasons (Black Friday, holidays, etc.), shipping times may be slightly longer. We recommend placing orders early to ensure timely delivery.
Questions?
If you have any questions about shipping, feel free to contact us at:
peelandpopgrafix@gmail.com
We appreciate your business and work hard to get your Peel and Pop Grafix to you as quickly and safely as possible!
Return policy
We pour our heart, soul, and way too much coffee into every decal, sticker, and graphic we make. Once your Peel and Pop creation leaves our shop, it’s basically family. But like that one cousin who shows up unannounced… sometimes things don’t work out.
Here’s the deal:
• Returns accepted within 7 days of delivery… but only if the item is unpeeled, unpopped, and still in its original packaging looking brand new. If it’s been stuck to anything (your car, laptop, water bottle, ex’s forehead, etc.), it’s yours forever. No take-backs.
• Custom orders? Cute. Those are final sale. You picked the design, font, color, and exact placement of that tiny sarcastic quote — we’re not undoing your vision just because you changed your mind.
• Damaged or defective items: We’ll make it right. Send us a clear photo of the tragedy within 48 hours of receiving it and we’ll replace it faster than you can say “peel and pop.” (Actual tragedies only — “I decided neon green was a mistake” doesn’t count.)
• Wrong size/color? That one’s on you, champ. Double-check your measurements and selections before hitting “submit.” We’re artists, not mind readers.
• All returns, refunds, and exchanges are at the sole discretion of the Peel and Pop Grafix team. We reserve the right to deny any return that feels off, suspicious, or just plain unreasonable. Bonus points if you’re polite — we’re much more likely to help when you’re not disrespectful or acting entitled. Kindness goes a long way; rudeness gets you a polite “no thanks” and a link to our FAQ.
• Shipping costs are non-refundable. Because the post office doesn’t care about your regrets.
Basically: Think before you stick. Measure twice, peel once. And if you’re still not happy after that… well, at least your laptop will look cool while you’re silently judging our policy.
Questions? Email us at peelandpopgrafix@gmail.com (we promise to reply with only mild sarcasm).
Thanks for shopping small and sticking with us!
— The Peel and Pop Grafix Team